ON TAP

As of 10/24/25

16oz (anything under 8%), 10oz or 5oz pours. Flights = Four 5oz pours
(*=Happy Hour: $5 full pours on weekdays between 4-6pm)

•Nonsense Light American Light Lager, 4.2%

•Benedict Amber Traitor Ale, 5.4% *

•In Full Effect Hazy IPA, 6% *

•Unsinn Machen Oktoberfest, 5.8%

•Vera Italian Pilsner, 5.6%

•PSL Pumpkin Spice Lager, 4.3%

•Zicke Zacke Hefeweizen, 5.1%

•Fear Does Not Exist in This DIPA, 8.1% *

•Upstream Red Team IPA with Hibiscus, 6.6%

•Saison Absurdité Farmhouse Ale, 7.1%

•Aslanator Barrel-Aged Doppelbock, 9.9%

•Back Off Man, I’m a Scientist Fruited Sour with Orange, Tangerine, Blue Raspberry and lactose, 8.4% — NEW

•Chateau du Non-Sens Wine-Inspired Red Blend Sour Ale with Pinot Noir, Syrah, Cab Sav & Zinfandel Grapes, 10.5%

•Nonseltzer Craft Hard Seltzer (Gluten-Free!), 4.3% (choose your own adventure) *

•Nitro Cold Brew Coffee - non-alcoholic, brewed with TOCA Coffee. Available in 12oz or 16oz to-go! Syrups: Hazelnut, Caramel or Vanilla syrups.


BACK SOON:

•Project Lola Pilsner, 5.4% *

•Arnold’s Tavern Porter, 5.1% *

Cans, to-go only:

•Nonsense Light American Light Lager, 4.2%  (12oz 6-packs)

•Project Lola Pilsner, 5.4%

•Benedict Amber Traitor Ale, 5.4%

•In Full Effect Hazy IPA, 6%

•Fear Does Not Exist in This DIPA, 8.1%

•Immunity Idol Fruited Tiki Sour with Orange, Lime & Orgeat (nuts), 8.1% — LOW

•Nautical Nonsense Shandy-Inspired Fruited Sour Ale with Pineapple & Sea Salt, 5.5%

•Get in the Hole Fruited Sour with Lemonade and Grenadine, 5.8%

•Unsinn Machen Oktoberfest, 5.8%

•Upstream Red Team IPA with Hibiscus, 6.6%

•PSL Pumpkin Spice Lager, 4.3%

•Back Off Man, I’m a Scientist Fruited Sour with Orange, Tangerine, Blue Raspberry and lactose, 8.4% — NEW

***Everything on tap is also available in crowlers/growlers for to-go

Please note that this list is subject to changes as beers go off tap, sell out, etc. For the most recent taplist, always check out our social media captions.